Urgent News flash...

Recently, reports of cow fever have been sprouting up all over Singapore... Is this a new sickness that causes human beings to hallucinate and see cows on open grass areas? Or are these cows genuine alien beings trying to make contact? What is their aganda? Where did they come from? Who is their leader? Will they attack Istana? We have no idea... Or are we just crazy to be seeing cows... Reporting live from the grassland, here's our mooie reporter Seth with a first hand interview.

Seth: Here's a blue friend with a blue account. BlueCow: Moo...

Seth: Thank you for your opinion Blue Cow. PinkCow: Moo...

Seth: Looks like everyone wants to be on tv. Yellow Cow: Moo...

Seth: What did you say YellowCow? Did you say check out the girl behind Pink Cow?

PinkCow: Moo... (Cow language translated: That gal's a little on the fleshy side...)

YellowCow: Moo... (Cow language translated: No, don't kiss me...)

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